What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

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What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

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What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp?

apple juice

Where did the ADHD kid spend his summer?

Dark) At a concentration camp.

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Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.