What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

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What do you call a baby in a concentration camp?

Baby Powder.

Where did the ADHD kid spend his summer?

Dark) At a concentration camp.

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Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.