What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

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What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

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Where do german parents send their ADD kids?

Concentration Camps

Where do kids with ADHD go?

To concentration camps.

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Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

What is Jar Jar Binkss's favorite song?

Me-sa lovely by scouting for gungans.