What idiot invented fire blankets?

You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.

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What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

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What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

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What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

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What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms