What idiot invented fire blankets?

You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.

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Why couldn't Mark think of a dad joke?

Mark is black.

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

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How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror

What Did The Idiot's Friend Say To The Other Idiot's Friend, After The Idiot Lit Herself On Fire?

She's Bright...

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Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

Why is Paul Walker and Rihannas new song the same?

They both went up in flames.

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How do you know a redneck invented the toothbrush?

If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush

Who invented cereals?

Chris P.