What idiot invented fire blankets?

You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.

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What thinks the unthinkable?

An itheberg.

What do you call it when you think deeply about something you just saw on reddit?

Redditation. I am so sorry... that was horrible.

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Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

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Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

What idiot invented fire blankets?

You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.

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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.