Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

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What do you call someone you want to be stepped on by?

A crush crush

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

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What's a Korean's favourite take on a traditional British meal?

German Shepherd pie.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

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What's the different between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter has a character limit

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

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What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck?

Mashed potatoes.