Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

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What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

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What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

How do you say no in German?

Square root of 81

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Where do all the normies play?

In the areeeeeiiiiiiiiina

How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

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How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

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What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.