How do you keep an idiot busy for 3500 years?

Give them a bible

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Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man?

The Book of Job.

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

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What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.