How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

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Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD?

Anti-biotics

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

Doc Jokes More Doc Jokes

When Bruce Jenner finally gets his va-jay-jay operation done, will the docs give him a hymen?

And who's gonna be the lucky guy to pop it

How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."