How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

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Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

How do you make an idiot easily wait ?

I tell you tomorrow.

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How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

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Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.