How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

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Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

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How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?

A: When the other tenors notice.

What kind of jokes does a priest tell?

Dad jokes

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Why did the chicken knock knock?

Q - Why did the chicken cross the road? A - To see the idiot across the street. Q - Knock knock. (Who's there?) A - The chicken.

How do you keep an Idiot occupied?

Click here to find out( http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1v1wqm/howdoyoukeepanidiotoccupied/)

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What do you call two doctors with colds?

An ironic paradox.

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What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

Doc Jokes More Doc Jokes

Where do boats go when they're sick?

The Doc

Who let the docs out?

Google. Google docs.