How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

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What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

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What did the left eyebrow told to the right eyebrow?

Hi brow

How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

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What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?

A: Flattered.

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Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh

What do you call a doctor for websites?

A URLologist

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Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

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What's Up Doc?

by Howie Dewin

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.