What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the olympic games ?

To be put out.

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What is Kathy Griffin's screen saver?

Celebrity names dropping.

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

Decimal Point Jokes More Decimal Point Jokes

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.