What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

What do you call a floating potato?

A levi-tater.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

What do magistrates have with their water?

Just ice.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

Decimal Point Jokes More Decimal Point Jokes

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.