What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water?

Dolphout

Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

What's worse than dropping your ice cream?

The Holocaust.

Decimal Point Jokes More Decimal Point Jokes

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.