Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

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Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?

Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

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What does a proofreader have in common with a vampire?

They search for type-os

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

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How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.