Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

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Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

Why do teenage girls go to the bathroom in 3s and 5s?

Because they literally can't even.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)