Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

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Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"

Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you?

because they might Pikachu!

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

Grave-y !

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!"

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.