Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

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What was left in the bathroom on the starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What do you call the surveillance system that watches us all whilst we are in the bathroom?

the panoptijohn

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What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

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Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."