What do you call it when a baby tells you off?

A fedis.

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How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

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What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."