How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

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What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

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How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

How's your day Dog ?

Rough...

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why wouldn't the race car driver pick up the hitchhiker?

Because he didn't have enough vroom!

What do women and dog-poop have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.