How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are you showing me photos?

I'm a dog."

What do you call an asian walking a dog?

A vegetarian.

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What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

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What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.