Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?

At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.

What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?

Work it out with a pencil

What do you call someone who hates pencils?

Erracist

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?

Jack the kipper !

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

Why Did The Blind Student Get an F On His Paper?

He didn't sight sources.

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What's the best place to hide a boy?

Page two of Google

Why did the boy drop his icecream?

He was hit by a truck.

Curtain Jokes More Curtain Jokes

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?

To draw the curtains !