Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?

Trunkquilizers !

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What do you call a truthful piece of paper?

Fax.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

Curtain Jokes More Curtain Jokes

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.