Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

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Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

Who never wants to be drawn at a raffle?

Mohammed

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Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler

Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

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Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

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Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!