Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?

To draw the curtains !

Why are art contests so disappointing?

They always end in a draw

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Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

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How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

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Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line.