Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

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Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

Why are art contests so disappointing?

They always end in a draw

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What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

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Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

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Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line.