Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

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Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

Who never wants to be drawn at a raffle?

Mohammed

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Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience"

Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

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How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

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Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line.