How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

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What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

Which Jedi can save PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

How do you fix a broken pizza?

Use tomato paste.

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Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

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What language do eagles program in?

C#(https://np.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3tp03o/incanadawehavesomenicefalcons/cx8608n)

Why is ISIS going after programs?

Because they are executable

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Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

Why do white girls like Apple?

Because once go Mac you never go back.