How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

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Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby?

Because "There is no Try."

What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

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What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

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Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

Program Jokes More Program Jokes

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

What language do eagles program in?

C#(https://np.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3tp03o/incanadawehavesomenicefalcons/cx8608n)

Mac Jokes More Mac Jokes

What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.