How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

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Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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What's concurrency?

Fake money they use in prisons.

Why don't gypsies use condoms ?

They have crystal balls so they see it coming.

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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

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Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

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Why can't a Mac sing?

Because it's not Adele

What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.