How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

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What's the dirtiest part of a Jedi?

The Forceskin.

Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

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Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

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Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

What movie did they go to see?

Closed for Winter".

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills?

They don't have windows.

What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese