Why do gardeners make horrible cops?

Because they keep planting evidence.

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What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

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Why do cops make good farmers?

They're good at planting evidence.

Why do gardeners make horrible cops?

Because they keep planting evidence.