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Run Berry, run!
A box hedge fund!
A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.
How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?
One of them has to water their vegetables
Because they keep planting evidence.
Take me to your weeder.
Because they are well versed in whorticulture
A lawn moo-er.
Yorkies
Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.
Gas money
For identification.
With strobe lights.
A myclonic jerk.
They're both really high and have no access to water.
Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded
Let's get dirty.
Santa stops after three hoes.
To protect himself from the harmful rays.
It doesn't protect from harmful rays
A pepperonly pizza!
it's the one that's jalapeo business!!!
Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.
The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'