Gardener Jokes

What did the gardener say to the rose?

Hello, bud.

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What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

Why do gardeners make horrible cops?

Because they keep planting evidence.

What did the alien say to the gardener?

Take me to your weeder.

Why are gardeners the best pimps?

Because they are well versed in whorticulture

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

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Cracker.

Who delivers pizza in the hood?

Popo John's

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Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

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They both run in your jeans (genes)

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Running Stupid

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Why don't you see any slow black people?

They're all in jail.

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

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Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

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Because he's been snooping around.

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Why does everyone hate peppers?

They always get jalapeno business!

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Cheech Marinade!

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How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

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She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

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Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.

What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water