What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

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What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

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What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

What's a fireman's favourite drink?

Water.

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What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

Gardener Jokes More Gardener Jokes

Why do gardeners make horrible cops?

Because they keep planting evidence.

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.