What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

Gardener Jokes More Gardener Jokes

Why do gardeners make horrible cops?

Because they keep planting evidence.

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.