How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

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How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to?

A grudge.

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What does Beyonce bake her cookies on?

Aluminatti foil

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

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How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.