How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

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How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

What holds the moon up?

A: Moonbeams.

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.