How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

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Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

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Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

Why does Beyonce sing, "To the left, to the left!"?

Because black women have no rights.

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How do you contact dead window cleaners?

Use a squeegee board.

What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.