The egg gets laid!
A sumo shaves their legs.
The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.
Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.
Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any
A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.
If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.
A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.
because it's too cold out-tide.
First M'lady
Friendship is magic.
