What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

What's the difference between a white guy and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

Fedora Jokes More Fedora Jokes

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora I'll see myself out.

Brony Jokes More Brony Jokes

What do you call a brony in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile

What do you say when you friendzone a brony?

Friendship is magic.