How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

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What is the difference between chicken and blondes ?

The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .

How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

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What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

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What is springy and springy?

the Easter Bunny

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state capital?

Albunny New York!

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What is a mattress' favorite season?

Spring.

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

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How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

What's another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses