How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

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Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

What is the difference between chicken and blondes ?

The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .

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What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

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What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

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Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

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What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.