How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

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Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

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What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

Why does Santa have a garden?

So he can hoe-hoe-hoe!

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Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery boss?

Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross.

Why did the company hire the glutton?

Because he was a ate professional!

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What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state capital?

Albunny New York!

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story?

A cotton tale!

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What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)

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How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.