How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

Previous Random Joke Next

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do you call it when an egg is on point?

Egg zactly!

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

Why does Santa give better presents to rich kids?

Because poor kids have behavioural problems! *rimshot*

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

Easter Bunny Jokes More Easter Bunny Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

Season Jokes More Season Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

Santa Elf Jokes More Santa Elf Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.