How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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Why does Santa have a garden?

So he can hoe-hoe-hoe!

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

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Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

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What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?

Johns Hopkins!

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What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

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What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.