How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

How does a fallopian tube take its eggs?

Ovaries Z)

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What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

Why is Santa so jolly?

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

What's best about hiring an immigrant midget?

You pay them under the table )

What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

Easter Bunny Jokes More Easter Bunny Jokes

How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?

With a hare dryer!

What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?

Hip-Hop!

Season Jokes More Season Jokes

What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)

Santa Elf Jokes More Santa Elf Jokes

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

What's another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses