How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why did the blond slap Santa?

He kept saying "Ho Ho Ho" *dum roll - rim slap*

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

Easter Bunny Jokes More Easter Bunny Jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

What is springy and springy?

the Easter Bunny

Season Jokes More Season Jokes

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

How many seasons are there in a dogs life ?

Just one the moulting season !

Santa Elf Jokes More Santa Elf Jokes

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

What's another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses