How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

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What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common ?

Easter

How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

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What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets?

The Whittle Business *badum ching*

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What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Napoleon Bunnyparte!

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What is that famous Raider saying?

Next season!!! Hater nation!!!

How many seasons are there in a dogs life ?

Just one the moulting season !

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How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

What's another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses