He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.
Egg zactly!
Because one egg is un oeuf.
An eggnogstic
Because poor kids have behavioural problems! *rimshot*
Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.
They're hiring.
He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)
Season's greetings!
Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.