He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.
Ummm...in a cake!
They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.
Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.
Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!
None, they just hire a mexican to do it.
Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!
ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!
Because it wanted autumnomy
Subordinate Clauses