How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

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How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

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What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.