How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

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How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

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When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.