How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

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Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

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Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.