How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

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What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

What came first the egg or the Chicken?

the egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

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How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat?

Damn E-mails!