What do Viagra and Disney World have in common?

A one-hour wait for a two-minute ride

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What is red and green, and goes over 3000 miles per hour?

A frog in the blender

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

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How long is the flight?

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How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

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Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

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