What's the difference between GTA V Online and a non-essential government employee?

Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

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What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

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Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.