What's the difference between GTA V Online and a non-essential government employee?

Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between Myspace and My space?

One Space.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

Tuesday Jokes More Tuesday Jokes

What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.