What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

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How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

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What do a communist and a nihilist have in common?

It's all the same to them

What do you call a Communist Mexican?

A Gaucho Marxist

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What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism