What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

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Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office?

Because it was a mail dominated industry

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

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What do a communist and a nihilist have in common?

It's all the same to them

What do you call a communist who's also a good sniper?

a Marxman

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What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism