What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

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What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

Why do Chinese workers work so hard?

Because their companies are always short-staffed.

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Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

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What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.

What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.