What do older women wear?

Depends

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What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

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How high can you kick a baby?

It depends. Are you inside or outside?

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!