Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

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What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

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None, Mexicans do it for them.

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One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

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Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"

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America.

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Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.