Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

What's the Mexican version of the KKK?

Que? Que? Que?

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Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink?

Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young :).

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

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How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

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How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

Mexican Olympic Team Jokes More Mexican Olympic Team Jokes

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.