Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

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What do you call an environmentally-conscious Mexican?

A Green Bean

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

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Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

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Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

Why can't black people swim?

Because there is no water in Africa.

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Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

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When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

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Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.