Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

America Jokes More America Jokes

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Mexican Olympic Team Jokes More Mexican Olympic Team Jokes

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.