Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why aren't there any mexicans in star trek?

They don't work in the future either.

What do you call a Mexican Goat?

Amigoat

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.