Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons?

Jose and Hose B

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What's grey and can't swim?

A castle

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

America Jokes More America Jokes

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?

Justice isn't always black and white

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

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