Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

How chi was the Olympics?

So chi

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Where do most illegal immigrants go in America?

Allah-bama.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why do scuba-divers jump backwards into the water?

Because if they jumped forwards they'd still be in the boat.

What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!