Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

swimming goggles

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

How chi was the Olympics?

So chi

What is the saddest Olympic sport to watch?

Water Polio

America Jokes More America Jokes

What do salads and Mexicans have in common ?

They both benefit America!

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.