Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

What did the Mexican firefighter call his two sons?

Jos and Hose-B

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why don't orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What fish only swims at night ?

A starfish !

What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.