Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

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Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why does America use the imperial system?

Because they are behind

Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why do scuba divers jump off the boat backwards?

Because if they jumped forwards they'd still be in the boat.

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..