Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

Previous Random Joke Next

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is the only olympic sport that mexicans can compete in?

Bordercross

What do you call the Mexican KKK?

The Qu Qu Qu.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea?

It runs in his jeans.

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Who survives?

America.

Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.