What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

swimming goggles

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What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

What'd the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very hungry.

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What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

How was your day?

Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers

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What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron