What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

swimming goggles

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall?

Dam.

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

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Why can't blind kids have imaginary friends?

Their i's don't work

Why did the blind kid fail geometry?

He didnt see the point.