What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

swimming goggles

Previous Random Joke Next

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the blind, deaf, mute quadriplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer

What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

Blind Kid Jokes More Blind Kid Jokes

What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

swimming goggles

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.