What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

swimming goggles

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What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

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Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

Why do squirrels swim on their back?

To keep their nuts dry.

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What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

How are blind kids punished by their parents?

The parents move the furniture.