What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

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How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

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Who were the participants?

Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

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What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.