What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

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What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

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Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

What did the cop say to Boris Yosanavich after pulling him over for speeding?

Quit Russian.

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Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

What pier is disliked by almost everybody?

Piers Morgan.