What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

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How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

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Who were the participants?

Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

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Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!