Why do sharks hate clowns?

They taste funny

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Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

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Why don't we drink chicken milk?

It tastes fowl.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.