Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

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Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

Why do white people own so many pets?

Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.

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What do you call an international criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach?

Carmen Sandy Eggo

What did A and B look for at the beach?

A "C" gull!

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Why did the H blow itself up?

Because the Jihad.

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

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What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

Why are elephants grey ?

So you can tell them from flamingos !

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What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!