Because they always blow their trunks off!
Because icing is not allowed.
Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))
A dead one...
Do you mind getting out of my son.
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
That people exaggerate.
Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.
Because the elephant isn't chicken !
In their trunk!
In its trunk.