Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

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Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

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What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What's the definition of a 68?

That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.

What would you do if the world blew up?

Go to Coles new world.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

A: A pachydermatologist.

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

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Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk