What State do you go to to ask questions?

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

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Which state has the most progressive bathroom laws?

Transylvania.

What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

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How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.