What State do you go to to ask questions?

Al-ask-ya

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What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

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Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

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What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."