What State do you go to to ask questions?

Al-ask-ya

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What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.

When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

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What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

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What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.