How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who's there ! Alda ! Alda who ?

Alda time you knew who it was !

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

Peep Jokes More Peep Jokes

What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom?

Tukaluk

What kind of joke do peeping Toms like?

In-ya-window