How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.

How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !

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How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

When can women make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire.

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Peep Jokes More Peep Jokes

What to you call an Eskimo peeping Tom?

Tommy Tookalook

What do you call an Eskimo who's a peeping tom?

Itookalook