Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".
Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.
The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.
From trying to blow out lightbulbs.
Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.
It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.
ISIS
When a woman rejects feminism.
There's a clock on the stove.
A Zikachu
You pokemon
He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps
Itookalook
