Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

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Why should you never take a shower with a pokemon?

Because it may Pikachu.

How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."

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What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

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What do you call a funny Pikachu?

Jokemon.

Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

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What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

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Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

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Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.