Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

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What do you call a Pokemon with breasts?

Rattata.

What do you call the baseball team made out of Pokemon?

The New York Mankeys!

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What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

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How do you get pikachu on to a boat?

You pokemon

Why should you never take a shower with a pokemon?

Because it may Pikachu.

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Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

Pokemon Card Jokes More Pokemon Card Jokes

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!