Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

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What do you call the baseball team made out of Pokemon?

The New York Mankeys!

What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

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What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

Why can't you take a shower with a pokemon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

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What are you doing, creep?

she says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

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How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Pokemon Card Jokes More Pokemon Card Jokes

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.