How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

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What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

What happens when I die?

Idk...

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Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

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What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?

I like little asian kids

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

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How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

What's the best way to fix a horse race?

Evolution.

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How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.