How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

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Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

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What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?

I like little asian kids

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

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What did the group of young deer do with the broken jukebox ?

They fixed it because their the fawns

What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

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Why aren't there any republicans in Star-Trek?

Because it's the future.

How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.