How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

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What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

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What's another word for knowing that you're right?

Woman

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

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How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

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How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

1/3

What do you call something that only 9 or 11 can fix?

An untenable situation

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Why aren't there any republicans in Star-Trek?

Because it's the future.

Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.