How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

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What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

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How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

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What's the problem with North Korea?

It has no Seoul!!

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

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What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

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How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.