What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News?

A bad news bear

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How do rabbits get to work?

By rabbit transit!

Why wasn't the vampire working?

He was on his coffin break.

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What's with the big pause?

And the polar bear says, "Oh, I've always had them."

Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

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What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News?

A bad news bear

What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

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What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News?

A bad news bear

What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)