What actor do horses like the most?

Matthew McConaug-hay

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How do you get a horse out of jail?

Hay bail.

What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor

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Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.