What actor do horses like the most?

Matthew McConaug-hay

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When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

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What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad