Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

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What's a pilots least favorite holiday?

May Day!

What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

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Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

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Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

What's the difference between extremist and /r/thedonald?

At least one group can grow a beard.

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Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31= DEC 25

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What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

Why was there dancing at the barbers'?

And: 'Coz they just got 'beered' O.o