Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

Why is it easier for women to shave "downstairs" than men?

They don't have to go through as many obsticles.

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

25 Jokes More 25 Jokes

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.

What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!"

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.