Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

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When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

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Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.

Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

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What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted

What did one leg say to the other?

Shorty's growin a beard.

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Why is it called the 3/5 compromise?

Because it is only 2/5 solution.

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.

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Who's there ! Barber ! Barber who ?

Barberd wire !

Why was there dancing at the barbers'?

And: 'Coz they just got 'beered' O.o