Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

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Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

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What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

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Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans" ;)

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.

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Why did the blind man's alphabet soup only have 25 letters in it?

Because he can't "C"

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

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Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.