What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

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Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

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What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!

How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

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Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.