What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

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How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

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How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant?

The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

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What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer