What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

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Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

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What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

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What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.