What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

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What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day?

When the big hand touches the little one

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

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How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

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What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.