What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

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What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

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What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

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What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.