What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

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What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*

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What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

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Well, I guess we better Barium.

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What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.