What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

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What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

What happens when it hails in Overwatch?

JUST ICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!

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Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.