What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

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What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

Which one died first?

Neither. It was a tie-die.

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What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man