What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

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What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

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Why did Paul Walker die?

His name wasn't Paul Driver.

What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

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What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.