What did one leg say to the other?

Shorty's growin a beard.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?

Chimney Cricket !

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor