What did one leg say to the other?

Shorty's growin a beard.

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What has three feet but no legs?

A yardstick.

What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans" ;)