What did one leg say to the other?

Shorty's growin a beard.

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Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

What's the difference between extremist and /r/thedonald?

At least one group can grow a beard.

Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans" ;)