Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach?

Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)

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How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

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What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.