What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

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Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you?

A phone moan.

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What do you say to a motivated ghost?

That's the spirit!

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.