What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

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What is the difference between a Black Guy and an elevator ?

One can raise a child

What do you call an elevator full of white people?

A box of crackers.

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What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A: A book.

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

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What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

How do you encourage a bartender?

That's the spirit!" How do you discourage a bartender Boos.

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Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.