What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

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What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

Why did the elevator take antidepressants?

It was feeling down

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Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

A: By scareplane.

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How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

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Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing