What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you?

A phone moan.

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Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

How do you spell onomatopoeia?

Just spell it like the way it sounds!

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What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

What do these jokes and a ghost have in common?

Boo man! Boo!