How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Ten-tickles!

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

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What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

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How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

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How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.