What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

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What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

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What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

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What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.