What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

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What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

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What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

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Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

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What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.