What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

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Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

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What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!