What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position ?

the four hands (you dirty minds)

Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Man Idea Jokes More Man Idea Jokes

What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!