What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!

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What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

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Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

What did the ireshmen say to the beer ?

I love you.....

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What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.