What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

What's worse than having a screaming child on your hands?

Having half a screaming child on your hands.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

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What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.