Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"

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What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

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Why did no one trust the dermatologist?

He kept making rash decisions.

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

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Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"