Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"

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Why would 12:00 make the best cop?

Hands up"

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

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Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator?

It's always 7% off.

How much do I trust reddit?

I went on before seeing the new Star Wars.

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Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.