Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"

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When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position ?

the four hands (you dirty minds)

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

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Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

Why did no one trust the dermatologist?

He kept making rash decisions.

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What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.