Chin Jokes

What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

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What do you say to a depressed, overweight person?

Keep your chins up.

What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

Who's there ! Chin and Tony ! Chin and Tony who ?

Chin and Tonyk !

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

What experience do you have plucking chickens?

Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.

Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

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What advice does Jay Leno receive when sad?

Chin up pal.

What's the most encouraging calisthenic?

Chin-ups!

How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.

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Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

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Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

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Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do goats do to get off?

They pasturebate

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What do you call Muslims at the end of their religious service?

Mosquitoes

Where do Muslim hipsters shop for clothes?

Turban Outfitters!