What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a JCB and a giraffe?

One has hydraulics the other has high bolics.

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Who will be rescued?

America.

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

Why are black people so good at jumping?

As developing children their knee grows.

100 Year Jokes More 100 Year Jokes

When did the 100 years war get serious?

When the English got Crecy

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?