What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

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What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

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What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

What's the difference between yogurt and white people?

If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

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What's the difference between yogurt and white people?

If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors?

Through ex-spear-i-mints.

100 Year Jokes More 100 Year Jokes

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.