What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Who survives?

America.

What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture

Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

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Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

100 Year Jokes More 100 Year Jokes

When did the 100 years war get serious?

When the English got Crecy

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?