What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

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What's the difference a kidney bean and a chickpea?

I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

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What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

What do you call it when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale

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What does America and my Milk have in common?

Both will go bad in 9 days.

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

Why do white people like cheese so much?

Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.

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What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine?

He develops LEPTONspirosis.

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What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?