What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards?

Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

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What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

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Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

How many parents does it take to raise a homicidal maniac?

Two, then one, then none

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How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.

What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common?

No Oscar!