What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards?

Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

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What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

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What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

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What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.