What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards?

Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

Why did Leonardo Di Caprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

He finally got it!