What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards?

Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between chicken and blondes ?

The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .

What's the difference between love and herpes?

Herpes last forever.

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How do you say thank you to a New York sushi chef?

Gracias.

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards?

Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.