Why was the umbilical cord sad?

He got cut from the naval base.

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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!